Hallmark Holidaze: Movie Reviews from The Heart or Something

Fios Description of Christmas at Pemberley Manor: A rich man falls back in love with Christmas and a party planner. We wanted to include the tagline here, as in previous blog posts, but we couldn't find one and chose the grammatically incorrect Fios description instead. You're welcome. Hallmark Holiday Movie Checklist: A small town Christmas tradition/festival/competition that is the biggest event of the year  Workaholic woman or man who no longer believes in the magic of Christmas A flirty Christmas tree decorating scene A man who may or may not be the REAL Santa Big, looming corporation that is a threat to small-town life because they want to either build some sort of development on precious town land or close down a treasured local business and/or factory by Christmas Those pink knitted reindeer things will haunt my dreams. Synopsis: Hallmark kicks off their holiday season by re-telling one of the most epic love stories in literary history. Wh...

Coming Home for Christmas  tagline:  "Danica McKellar is decking the halls and Neil Bledsoe could really use some holiday spirit. But it may be working a little too well." I don't even know what this means. Hallmark Holiday Movie Checklist: Character who is so completely obsessed with Christmas that he/she beats everyone around them into submission, eventually infusing them with "The Holiday Spirit" A flirty snowball fight Tragic dead parent who was the embodiment of the holiday spirit Character named after some sort of Christmas derivative Extravagant Christmas Eve party that everyone attends instead of being at home with their families Down on her luck girl loses her job right before Christmas  I don't know about you but I spend EVERY Christmas Eve in a ball gown, trying to choose between two men.  Synopsis: This movie is like Pride and Prejudice met The Christmas Carol and had a bastard child named A Crown for Christmas , whic...