Hallmark Holidaze: Movie Reviews from The Heart or Something

Hallmark Holiday Movie Checklist: Character named Nick or Holly and/or some other christmas derivative A workaholic (this movie has two!) who just doesn't have time for a normal relationship Flirty ice skating scene Bosses making their employees travel to their extravagant Christmas Eve parties instead of being at home with their families  Picking out a Christmas tree scene Two main characters compete in a Christmas themed contest An  über   romantic horse drawn carriage ride through the city OMG Christmas Selfies, guys! The Synopsis: Two workaholic, self-proclaimed "Christmasphobes" are harassed by aggressive mall Christmas carolers, a douchey ex-husband with a car show model girlfriend who likes posing on snowmobiles, and a law-firm that sounds suspiciously like a cult obsessed with marriage and fertility. Plagued by the aforementioned pressures, Nick and Elise decide to to sign a contract (aka the Mistletoe P...

Hallmark Holiday Movie Checklist: Tragic widower with a precocious daughter and a heart of gold Cold, never-been-married woman who has a fear of abandonment and no longer believes in the Holiday Spirit Has the REAL Santa The Northpole is in danger! A Christmas music montage with characters doing christmas-y things Flirty/romantic christmas tree decorating  dancing scene Have you ever wanted an estranged aunt to die and leave you an inn in the middle of nowhere that is a secret power station of Christmas Magic that fuels Santa's Sleigh in his journey around the world to deliver presents to all of the world's children? OMG, so have I.  It's TV's Lori Loughlin! Becky  Donalson-Katsopolis from Full House can do no wrong! ***Before you read this delightful tale, you may want to read our review of the first installment of the  North Pole series , where a young boy saves Christmas by drawing a stick figure throwing sperm in the air.*** Synopsis: Sadly, ...

Hallmark Holiday Movie Checklist: Family run department store during the holidays  Character named Nick whose mysterious background leads viewers to wonder if he is, in fact, a part of the "Real Claus" family Character whose parents showed them the meaning of true love and they could never settle for anything less Features unexplainable magical item (in this case, a Mrs. Claus suit!) that imbues people with the "Holiday Spirit" and changes their lives Uses picking out a Christmas Tree as a metaphor for finding love Under-the-mistletoe make-out scene Are you a believer in independent stores with big hearts, zero business sense, and quirky owners who are still in love after all these years? Then you need to drop your hot cocoa, put on your comfy P.J.'s, and watch Charming Christmas ! PLEASE TELL ME THERE WILL BE A MISTLETOE MAKE-OUT SCENE! Synopsis:  A frosty work-obsessed gal, Meredith , puts on a magic Mrs. Claus dress and fights her need ...